January 2012
2 posts
Please Like Me
Sometimes you accomplish something without even meaning to. Like last night my urine stream suddenly went askew and I ended up peeing in my own butt hole. I’m certain that somewhere out there, and probably even supported by a website on the internet called Ass Piss or something, is a fetish for peeing in butt holes and here, without even trying, I did it to myself. I’m telling you this...
Erin Shows You How to Use The Secret
I used to go to a healer in Irvine. Unfortunately, being stuck in traffic two hours each way seemed to undo any positive healing that was happening so I quit her. But before I broke up with her via email she taught me that when speaking to the Universe, it first likes to be capitalized and second, gets confused easily. It doesn’t understand complicated phrases like, “I don’t want...